Linda and her Dee: A Postmortem

Linda and her Dee: A Postmortem
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Dr. Njakiri Damages.

(An article written for twitter alone.)

All civil wars are simply about personality conflicts and the breakdown of communication - case in point, Linda Ikeji and Mr.Mukhtar Alexander Dan’Iyan (aka Aye Dee.)

For those of you who have not read any novel since Pacesetters, you will love this tale out of blogosphere. Not since Pacesetters have I read anything this fascinating.

Forget Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. I’m looking forward to the next installment of Linda Ikeji’s exchange with her boyfriend.

I can’t write. I can’t blog. I used to think that I can love. But Linda and her Dee have shown me that I can’t love either.

Why are some lovers so lucky? To traumatize a nation with their quarrels?

The last time I quarreled with my girlfriend, other than the first slap that landed on my face, my neighbors did not hear any fim.

The end.


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